“So, we’re driving, two couples, I call it ‘Double Date.’  The woman in the back’s scarf blows off, and her hair starts blowing.  Her hairdo falls apart.  (Marty Faraday in the ‘backseat’:  ’Oh no!’)  And then the woman in front takes off her scarf, and hands it back to the woman in the back.  (Peggy: ‘Take mine’.)  And he says, ‘Are you sure Marsha?’  Marsha’s hair is perfect.  And then her date gives her a knowing smile of admiration on her confident smile — Aqua Net: Arrive in Style.”

Peggy’s going to be working extra late.

• footnote - by Darrin Roberts. Illustration by Dyna Moe.